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Happier'n young'uns bustin' outta school fer summer break!K.D. Harp
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Prouder than a preschooler showin' refrigerator art!K.D. Harp
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Cheaper'n recyclin' yer nose tissues. --MemaK.D. Harp
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If your self-respect's for sale, don't complain when someone tries to bargain.K.D. Harp
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Confidence is highly erotic.K.D. Harp
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Never trust a woman hoarding a half-eaten bag of M&M's.K.D. Harp